- LYRICS:
You probably thought this deer was alive,
And this coyote was alive,
and this pheasant was alive.
They're dead.
They've been taxidermized by Chuck Testa.
I specialize in the most lif
- TV salesman has the perfect gimmick to sell his 3D remote controls. He pops out behind the victims, scares the hell out of them and then claims his remote did it.